THIS IS BRA FAT and it needs to go!
Okay ladies, (and some of you men),Can anyone tell me what the purpose of Bra Fat is? What does it do? Why is it there? How did it get in myyyy shirt?Other than confusing people about which is the...
View ArticleOUT TO WORK
ALL THIS WORK AND NO TIME TO POST!!!!!!!! :0( I'LL BE BACK SOON!!!!!!I MISS YOU!!!!!!!http://zoningoutagain.blogspot.com/rss.xml
View ArticleSTOP HOLDING ME HOSTAGE!!!! (I’m referring to the voices in my head again).
Wooooooo. It’s been crazy at work and then some these last couple of weeks. I haven’t had time to get on and post or even get on to read anyone else’s posts (except for a couple of my favs). I know...
View ArticleA PEEK AT OUR CITY
I haven't a thing to post AGAIN! I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only one who is struggling to come up with something funny these days! There are so many of my favorite blog authors who share a...
View ArticleHUSHIE-UPPIE!!!
I have finally mastered the art of blowing off telemarketers, bill collectors, salesmen and Jehovah’s Witnesses in the nicest way possible. I’ve always been the type of person to get reeled in and on...
View ArticleHappy Birthday to Me.....Again!
WOO HOO, I've gained another year!Last year leading up to today I've been saying and believing that I was 37.I was really 36 all a long obviously, but I tricked myself into thinking that I was older....
View ArticleCONSPIRING WAITRESSES
Hmmmmm?Maybe I'm Paranoid?! I don't know if this happens to other people when they go out to dine but it does happen to me! After my food arrives and I am a 3rd of the way into it, whether I'm watching...
View ArticleMAN NIPPLES......
The other day I was 'chillin' in my back yard with my daughter and our dog Max. As she was rubbing his belly, much to his delight, she pondered out loud “why do male dogs have nipples?” I replied...
View ArticleCAN A UVULA BE REMOVED WHILE SOMEONE SLEEPS?
If I were one of the 7 dwarfes, I’d be sleepy. Sleepy, because my husband refuses to sleep quietly. Is it too much to ask that someone keep their snoring in check? I’m usually a very mild mannered...
View ArticleHERE I AM SIMPSONIZED
Yeah yeah, I'm copying the cool kids! :0P LOOK YOU CAN STILL SEE MY BRA FAT!http://zoningoutagain.blogspot.com/rss.xml
View ArticleI CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!
Last year I had the time of my life decorating for Halloween. It was the first year that I didn't have to chaperon my girls with 10-15 of their friends all over creation. Last year, another parent...
View ArticleI LOVE MY VERY FAR IN THE FUTURE FUNERAL HOME!!!!
Oh, it feels so good to take a break! Finally! Work is really going to kill me one of these days. Speaking of...I know this topic sounds really sick and twisted, but hey, what else can you expect from...
View ArticleI'M PULLING A BRITTNEY!!!
Okay, maybe not as drastic as Brittney, and this is for a good cause.I'm taking the girls and we're lopping off our hair for Locks of Love.See all this hair?It's all coming off in a couple of days! WOO...
View ArticleWOO HOO! I'M IN THE LINE UP!!!!
Even though I don't expect to win this one, I'm honored to be in the top ten!I voted for myself which explains why I'm on the boards. Get over to Diesel's place MattressPolice and check out his caption...
View ArticleWhat's In Your Bag?
Turn your volume up so you can hear me & click on the arrows at the bottom of the screen to navigate if you're impatient like I am. :0D If you're a Voicethread member, leave me a voice comment. If...
View ArticleSNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and some new hair pics....
Have you checked out the new Humor-Blogs site yet? Diesel categorized all of our blogs and I found mine under 'Family'. So on that note, I won't feel guilty posting a little slide show of our snow...
View ArticleI REALLY HATE GREEN PEAS WITH A PASSION!!!
(Not all peas mind you. I don't mean to offend any of you pea lovers out there. I do love snow peas!)That's all. Just wanted to share that.Happy New Year...
View ArticleTOM JONES INSURES HIS CHEST HAIR FOR 7 MILLION DOLLARS!
What the hell is this world coming to? Hell.Exactly that. I can't believe they insured him given the high melanoma risk. Not that I'm speaking that into existence for TJ.What exactly might happen to...
View ArticleBALDING BY THE MINUTE!!!
Well people.....it's that time again in my life where I tear out large patches of hair from my head, chew my fingers down to the nubbs and grow a ginormous stress belly. Another one of my off spring...
View ArticleWHY CAN'T WE HAVE A NORMAL FATHER'S DAY?
Better yet, a normal Father.Let's just say my husband is the one smiling vertically!I'll say no more. http://zoningoutagain.blogspot.com/rss.xml
View ArticleSHOT GUN!!!
"MOOOOOOM! I called SHOT GUN and she's running out to the car to sit in the front. I called it first and she knows the rules! Please tell her to get out of my seat!!!!" the other one argues: "No Mom,...
View ArticleDoes God Get Sick of Suck Ups?
I'm getting back into the blogging swing of things and decided to start out the lazy way. I'm pulling some of my older posts out and re-posting them. Sort of like re-gifting only not as politically...
View ArticleRe-Posting from the Archives Again. :0) (Hey, Xmas is around the corner!)
I’m not the type of person who needs very much in life.As long as the bills are paid and no one is threatening to shut anything off or take something away, I’m a very content person. Oh yeah, food in...
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